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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
Steve Collier
President, Metamora Economic Development Corporation
Post Office Box 95
Metamora, Indiana 47030
(765) 647-4328 (Daytime except Mondays)
medc@metamoraindiana.com
www.MetamoraIndiana.com
CONTROVERSY OVER HORSE FOR MAYOR LOOMS BETWEEN STATE
AND METAMORA
Metamora, Indiana – May 1, 2006 – In the first-ever
election for honorary Mayor in this small historic town in Southeast
Indiana, candidates must meet only two requirements—they must be breathing,
and they must have no more than four legs. Jerry, the Belgian draft horse
that pulls the state-owned canal boat down the state-owned canal for tourist
rides, meets those two requirements. But some think that it would be a
conflict of interest for a state employee to hold the only public office in
the town. So the question facing the State of Indiana today is whether or
not a draft horse is truly considered a state employee.
This small historic canal town and tourist village is
conducting an Honorary Mayor election as a fundraiser for additional public
restroom facilities and for the construction of a Southeast Indiana regional
Interpretive Center. Since this is an honorary position, there are no
residency requirements for the job of Mayor. Anyone who meets the two
requirements can run for the office. But, as is frequently the way in
small-town American politics, there is always someone trying to stretch the
rules- such as, in this case, running Jerry, an employee of the Indiana
Department of Natural Resources, for Mayor in the town in which he works.
With Candidate registration just beginning Saturday,
the only candidates currently on the ballot are Bonnie, the horse that pulls
the carriage ride through the scenic town, and Whiffy, the skunk- mascot of
the Smelly Gourmet coffee bar on Main Street in Metamora.
It is believed there will be several other candidates
on the ballot, which only requires a $20 fee to register—and gets the
candidate a nice frameable certificate stating they ran for Mayor in the
town. Other possible candidates include one of the town’s ducks (who better
to deal with the duck poop issue?), a fish (which brings up the question
about whether or not the thing fish do with their gills is actually
“breathing”), and several humans including possibly Trapper the local
chicken hypnotizer known for hypnotizing his rooster into thinking it’s a
duck. But since the job is open nationwide to anyone with $20, its hard to
tell who might materialize as the election continues through the summer.
And in any case, its hard to tell which candidate might
win the election- voting will continue through the summer as the campaign
progresses, and electors are genuinely encouraged to “vote early and
often”. As is usually true, but frequently denied, in all elections, all
votes are purchased – in Metamora’s case, for $1 each. Voting commences
June 3 and continues through August.
But the overriding issue at the moment seems to be
whether or not Jerry’s candidacy will be allowed by the state of Indiana,
and would it violate Indiana’s conflict of interest laws by Jerry’s running
as Mayor while he is a state of Indiana employee in the town.
No response has yet been obtained from the Indiana
Secretary of State of Department of Natural Resources (Jerry’s boss)
offices.
Anyone can buy their way onto the ballot, and cast
their votes, with their credit card by going to
www.MetamoraIndiana.com/Mayor.htm.
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