YOU can be Mayor of Metamora
Metamora has a serious bathroom problem and we need a
mayor to solve this issue! The lack of restroom facilities for
our wonderful tourist is causing complete chaos in town and residents and
shopkeepers are at their wits end!
Out of desperation, the the town has officially determined
that an Honorary Mayor is needed to give our tourist a place to pee! This Mayor campaign will be ran just like any other
democratic election process: You
buy your way in!
In order to
insure we have good, qualified candidates it has been determined that there
must be requirements to be a candidate:
-
The Candidate Must Be
Breathing
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The Candidate must not have more than four legs.
Candidates or
their Keepers must pay a $20 filing fee to get on the ballot.
Each vote costs $1.00. In order to win you need to make sure
you round up everyone you can to vote early and often!
All Candidates will receive an official Honorary Metamora Mayor
Certificate of Nomination that can be framed and cherished forever!
Metamora is
running this Honorary Mayor Campaign as a fundraiser to provide tourist with
public restrooms and also to assist the
"I
Believe" Campaign. Your donations will
give you a very nice place to pee when you visit and will also help build a
state-of-the-art interpretive center, promote and preserve
the canal era history and provide historical and educational programs and
tools for your
children and children for generations to come. This is for an important cause. Please be generous
with your votes! |
Aren't all Mayors Skunks?? I fit right in and am the perfect
choice for Mayor!
Vote for Whiffy Now! |
I'm handsome, behave just like my name and I have a
thing for
Grandma Shirley!
Vote for Freight Train Now! |
